Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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