Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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