please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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