I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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