we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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