so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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