Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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