summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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