Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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