i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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