Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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