Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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