I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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