Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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