K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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