You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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