But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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