Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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