I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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