one word: firstdatebathroomanal
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
40s are totally the cure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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