can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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