i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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