I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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