I don't think brook has ever known best
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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