she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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