In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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