So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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