porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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