I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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