ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
