ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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