I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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