i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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