found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
