Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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