Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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