I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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