i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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