Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?