I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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