Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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