There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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