yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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