Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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