okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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