I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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