Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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