I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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