that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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