i don't plan on having that self control this summer
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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