as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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