Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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