My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think people are normalizing furries
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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