I saw his package. It spoke to me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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