oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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