So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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