i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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