i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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